Best Funny Quotes 2020
Smile is the easiest thing to do in our lives. And this is what is missing too in our lives. A smile on our face doesn’t only bring a change in our face but also to the people who see that. These Best Funny Quotes 2020 is an attempt to bring a little smile on your faces at the moment when the entire world is under the grips of Covid-19 and we are not sure where we are heading to. Let us hope we are able to make your day with a smile on your face.
Best Funny Quotes 2020
Insomnia sharpens your math skills because you spend all night calculating how much sleep you’ll get if you’re able to ‘fall asleep right now.
Women are like teabags. We don’t know our true strength until we are in hot water!
The broccoli says ‘I look like a small tree’, the mushroom says ‘I look like an umbrella’, the walnut says ‘I look like a brain’, and the banana says ‘Can we please change the subject?’
I sold my house this week. I got a pretty good price for it, but it made my landlord mad as hell. ( Best Funny Quotes 2020)
When a woman says “What?” It’s not because she didn’t hear you. She’s giving you a chance to change what you said.
The shortest recorded period of time lies between the minute you put some money away for a rainy day and the unexpected arrival of rain. ( Best Funny Quotes 2020)
I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.
Yes, madam, I am drunk. But in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.
Breaking up is like knocking over a Coke machine. You can’t do it in one push; you got to rock it back and forth a few times, and then it goes over.
Funny Quotes 2020
I finally realized that people are prisoners of their phones… that’s why it’s called a “cell” phone.
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of payments.
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.
If two wrongs don’t make a right, try three.
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Three monkeys escaped from the zoo, one was caught watching TV, the other playing hockey, and the third one was caught reading this quote!
Eggs are fantastic for a fitness diet. If you don’t like the taste, just add cocoa, flour, sugar, butter, baking powder, and cook at 350 for 30 minutes. ( Best Funny Quotes 2020)
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you’re done.
I’m not here to judge, I’m just pointing out all the mistakes you’re making.
I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender. ( Best Funny Quotes 2020)
You are living proof that God has a sense of humor.
Before marrying someone, you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet, just to see who they really are.
THAT AWKWARD MOMENT WHEN YOU’RE WEARING NIKE’S AND YOU CAN’T DO IT.
Funny Short Quotes
People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well, neither does bathing – that’s why we recommend it daily.
A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don’t need it. ( Best Funny Quotes 2020)
Money won’t buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of large research staff to study the problem.
Middle age is when you can still do everything you used to do – but you decide you’ll do it tomorrow.
Some people die at twenty-five and aren’t buried until they are seventy-five. ( Best Funny Quotes 2020)
We are sure the above Best Funny Quotes 2020 could bring some smile on your face, if yes then please don’t forget to share this smile to others.
Keep Smiling and Stay Safe.
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